CRAZY ASIAN DRINKS

Today a friend from work took me out for lunch. We went to the Asian food store after and got some crazy Asian drinks!

I found this website because as soon as I got back to the office I looked up hawthorn berry drink (which tastes like BBQ sauce). I thought I was crazy but no.

My friend got ALOE VERA DRINK with honey.

apparently we are not the only ones who like to give those wacky Asian drinks a try. Hawthorn berry drink doesn't have "A taste that everybody will be pleased with" as the label claims! Instead it fuckin grossed out all members of the Parks Canada staff, and some of their children! Next time I want to add some flavor to some BBQ I'll be sure to consider Hawthron Berry Drink!

The aloe drink starts off fine until big hunks of slimy translucent aloe plant start invading your mouth. You can try to fight them off but they slide right past all your defenses. If you strain out the aloe and enjoy it as a treat after you enjoy the drink, it's almost passable as a drink.

I think I may have made the wrong decision when I chose Hawthorn Berry Drink over Birds Nest drink "made with genuine birds nests". I don't think it's possible for a birds nests to be any less refreshing than BBQ sauce.