The Beast is yet to come!

05/06/06

As part of my daily morning routine I was hurriedly cramming my face with apples, toast, milk and chicken. I flipped my TV to the VISION network to get my daily dose of Christian insanity. Today was particularly fun because it was about how good the American army is and how God stands behind them and their "work" in Iraq. They also talked about how good the army experience is for all those 18 year old kids. If this wasn't enough, they began quoting scripture and using it to convince people not to question the police or the military. If I had a pen I would have taken down those verses.

I wonder if anything is going to happen on 06/06/06? I hear NeoCon mothers are inducing child birth because they don't want to give birth to the antichrist! :)

Last time we had a date this evil was the year of the London fires "1666"

If the Dies Irae isn't tomorrow, I don't know WHEN it's gonna get here! All those tv evangelists will be disappointed.